Presenting: Looney Choons
Flaunt was born in the 80’s when a bass note sexually collided with a keytar synthesizer. Fully grown from birth, he travelled back in time to the mid-to-late 70’s and began his formative years there\then. His early days were spent wafting around conservatoriums, underground concert venues and above ground ones as well. Realising that he was like the kid in that Bruce Willis film who could see dead people (except he was music, not a ghost,) Flaunt helped deaf people feel the bass. Eventually lightening struck an experimental cyborg he was tutoring and he was fully anthropomorphised into the part robot part real boy you know and love, where he has continued pushing his brand of beatery in a less ethereal fashion.
How did you become involved?
Flaunt first became involved in RTR when the light he was drawn towards opened into a tunnel. He materialized suddenly in the presenters chair and has hovered millimetres above it ever since.
If stuck on Mars, what five albums could you not go without?
- Troy Pierce dj mix
- Marc Houle – Undercover
- Pink Floyd – The Wall
- Anything by Raz Ohara
- Patsy Biscoe – Rock’n’roll
What is the best thing about being involved with the station?
The free luxury cars
The respect and adulation of peers
As much bass as can physically be handled
What is the strangest thing that has happened to you in the RTRFM studio?
Flaunt is able to hold his breath for a full 30 seconds longer than when he is in the outside world. Scientists cannot explain this phenomenon.
If you could present a show that is not your own, which show would it be? Why?
Nigella Lawsons cooking show. As Nigella. Although it doesn’t feature on RTR, Flaunt has always wanted to dribble caramel all over his face to truly feel alive.
What do you do in real life?
Work on his abs
Engineer artificial bacon for when the pigs run out.